I think of Napoleon Dynamite whose "lips hurt real bad." His brother told him to see the school nurse for chapstick because she had like three sticks in her drawer. YUCK.
If you are interested in one of the online class kits please let me know by posting a comment under the correct one. Then I will add you name to a list and I'll make sure you get in, as kits are limited. (this will also enter you to win prize)